🔥 Not Enough Sage Flannel – The Spirit Cleanser Aunt Jane Wore to Court

For the days when the vibes are rancid, your coffee’s weak, and Karen from accounting is breathing too loud—this flannel’s got your back. Literally. Featuring a sassy-as-hell tarot-style patch that says exactly what you’re thinking: Not enough sage for this sht.*

Distressed, dyed, and stitched like a fever dream by a woman who’s seen some things and still chose glitter. It’s equal parts hex appeal and honky-tonk. Throw it on, roll your eyes, and let the patch speak so you don’t have to.

A one-of-a-kind, repurposed, thrifted, perfectly imperfect, upcycled, reworked, glitter grunge, art clothing piece created on vintage flannel.  This plaid shirt current measurements are as follows:

Chest - 22"
Length -29"
Sleeve - 24"

*ORIGINALLY tagged as a SIZE: MEN M

Our designs begin at the thrift store as upcycled t-shirts, vintage flannels, retro party dresses, bits of ribbon, fabric remnants, antique buttons, and a bit of glitter. 

*PLEASE NOTE:  we work with thrifted vintage flannel/hoodies that are predominantly 100% cotton.  That means we're guessing at the current sizing of the garment after multiple washings and why we MEASURE the garment and give those to you as a means of purchasing the correct size to fit you.   

We hope you love the finished product as much as we love creating them.