👜 Aunt Jane’s Emotional Support Tote
“You’re either on my side, by my side, or in my f*cking way.”
Finally—a bag that holds snacks, sass, and your last shred of patience.
This sturdy AF tote features Aunt Jane in full vintage glory, casually sipping tea and delivering the kind of message that clears aisles and sets boundaries. Whether you’re headed to the farmers market or your final straw, this bag’s got your back.
Perfect for:
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Hauling groceries, grudges, and great comebacks
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Moms, aunties, and opinionated icons
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Carrying the weight of other people’s drama... or refusing to
Details:
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100% cotton canvas with reinforced handles
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Screen-printed design, full of side-eye
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Spacious enough for snacks and a small meltdown
🫖 - or - The More Palatable to the Masses Version
Introducing our stylish Organic Canvas Tote Bag, perfect for eco-conscious individuals who cherish sustainable fashion. This tote combines functionality with a chic vintage design that adds a touch of personality to any outing. With its spacious interior, it’s ideal for grocery shopping, beach days, or running errands, making it an essential accessory for daily life. Crafted from 100% certified organic cotton, it offers a soft yet durable fabric that feels great to carry. Whether you’re heading to a picnic, celebrating Earth Day, or just enjoying a casual day out, this tote fits seamlessly into your lifestyle. Targeted towards environmentally friendly consumers, fashionistas, or anyone looking for a practical yet trendy bag, it’s the perfect gift for holidays, birthdays, or special occasions.
Product features
- 100% Certified Organic Cotton for durability and eco-friendliness
- Comfortable cotton web handles with reinforced stitching
- Spacious interior for all your essentials
- Natural fabric with unique black flecks adds character
- Medium heavy fabric for a sturdy yet stylish feel
Care instructions
- Remove all items from the bag before cleaning. Suggested to pretreat visible stains with stain remover. Mix warm water with laundry detergent and clean the bag with terry washcloth or a soft bristle brush. Let the bag air dry.
