“You’re either on my side, by my side, or in my f*cking way.”
Now in long sleeves for maximum coverage and minimal tolerance.
This shirt says what your face is already thinking—with retro charm and profanity-laced precision. Featuring a vintage housewife who looks like she’s about to serve tea… or throw it.
Cozy enough for cooler days. Bold enough to clear a path at the grocery store. Perfect for moms, aunties, and anyone who's DONE with everyone else’s nonsense.
Details:
Soft, breathable cotton blend
Unisex fit (aka “steal it from your partner” fit)
Graphic on front, judgment included
Machine washable (because life is messy)
Pairs well with: Side-eyes, sarcasm, and a mug of “don’t even start.”
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Introducing our Unisex Ultra Cotton Long Sleeve Tee, designed to infuse a playful edge into your wardrobe. Crafted from environmentally-friendly cotton, this tee offers a luxurious, vintage feel while being gentle on the planet. Its classic fit and ribbed collar enhance both comfort and style, making it perfect for casual outings or lounging at home.
The vibrant design features a cheeky phrase that adds a touch of humor, making it ideal for anyone who loves to express their personality through fashion. Whether it's a casual Friday at work, a relaxed weekend gathering, or fun celebrations like birthdays and friend get-togethers, this tee is sure to be a conversation starter.
Perfect for adults who appreciate a blend of comfort and fun in their clothing, this Long Sleeve Tee is also a fantastic gift option for holidays like Christmas, Mother's Day, or even as a quirky surprise for that special someone in your life.
Product features - Thicker vintage feel from environmentally-friendly cotton - Seamless design reduces fabric waste - Elastic ribbed collar keeps its shape - Shoulder tape stabilizes garment and prevents stretching - Available in various fiber compositions, catering to different colors.
Care instructions - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed - Do not dryclean - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Tumble dry: medium heat - Do not iron
