For when you’ve saged the corners, the closet, and your coworkers—and the vibes are still rancid. This hand-distressed flannel comes with a snarky skeleton, a bundle of lavender, and a warning: some days, no crystal can fix it. With sequins and sass, this one’s for the emotionally exhausted and energetically over it.
• Upcycled flannel shirt (original size Men’s XL) • Soft blue plaid with light bleach wash and fading • Center back patch with “Not Enough Sage for This Shit” design, surrounded by celestial shimmer and blue sequins • One-of-a-kind, hand-altered sarcastic wearable statement
Measurements (inches): • Width (pit to pit): 25" • Length (shoulder to hem): 31" • Sleeve: 25"
