☎️ “Genuinely F*cking Stunned” Upcycled Flannel

☎️ “Genuinely F*cking Stunned” Upcycled Flannel (One of a Kind)

If “Did you seriously just say that?” was a shirt, this would be it.

This riotously plaid flannel comes fully armed with an iconic retro housewife image mid-phone call meltdown and the words:
“I’m genuinely f*cking stunned.”
(Same, Carol. Same.)

Framed with velvet, paisley, and side-button drama, this one-of-a-kind CANHULI piece is for anyone who’s ever been gobsmacked by the sheer audacity of people.

✨ Made from thrifted flannel and recycled disbelief
✨ Loud red, green, and navy plaid = just like your inner monologue
✨ 100% judgment, 0% apologies

Wear it to PTA meetings, holiday dinners, or any place where someone might test your patience.
Care instructions: Spot clean the sass. Iron flat your rage (or don’t).

A one-of-a-kind, repurposed, thrifted, perfectly imperfect, upcycled, reworked, glitter grunge, art clothing piece created on vintage flannel.  This plaid shirt current measurements are as follows:

Chest - 24"
Length -28"
Sleeve - 21"

*ORIGINALLY tagged as a SIZE:  WOMEN ?

Our designs begin at the thrift store as upcycled t-shirts, vintage flannels, retro party dresses, bits of ribbon, fabric remnants, antique buttons, and a bit of glitter. 

*PLEASE NOTE:  we work with thrifted vintage flannel/hoodies that are predominantly 100% cotton.  That means we're guessing at the current sizing of the garment after multiple washings and why we MEASURE the garment and give those to you as a means of purchasing the correct size to fit you.   

We hope you love the finished product as much as we love creating them.