🥧 “Can You Not?” Upcycled Flannel (Aunt Jane’s Official Mood)

🥧 “Can You Not?” Upcycled Flannel (Aunt Jane’s Official Mood)

One of a Kind • No Apologies • Lots of Pie

This ain’t your mama’s flannel—unless your mama is Aunt Jane, in which case: bless her salty soul.

This cozy upcycled flannel features a vintage housewife holding a pie and throwing shade and a bird. Stitched with bold orange ric-rac trim and stitched attitude, it asks life’s most important question:

“Can you NOT?”
(Perfect for nosy neighbors, unsolicited advice, and men explaining things no one asked for.)

✨ Reclaimed plaid for maximum judgment comfort
✨ One-of-one, like your last nerve
✨ Hand-crafted with thread, sarcasm, and spite

Wear it to Thanksgiving dinner, HOA meetings, or anytime you want to serve looks and serve notice.
Care instructions: Spot clean the pettiness. Don’t wash away the warning.

A one-of-a-kind, repurposed, thrifted, perfectly imperfect, upcycled, reworked, glitter grunge, art clothing piece created on vintage flannel.  This plaid shirt current measurements are as follows:

Chest - 25"
Length -32"
Sleeve - 26"

*ORIGINALLY tagged as a SIZE: MEN XXL 

Our designs begin at the thrift store as upcycled t-shirts, vintage flannels, retro party dresses, bits of ribbon, fabric remnants, antique buttons, and a bit of glitter. 

*PLEASE NOTE:  we work with thrifted vintage flannel/hoodies that are predominantly 100% cotton.  That means we're guessing at the current sizing of the garment after multiple washings and why we MEASURE the garment and give those to you as a means of purchasing the correct size to fit you.   

We hope you love the finished product as much as we love creating them.