🥧 “Can You Not? (Bandana Baked Edition)

🥧 “Can You Not? (Bandana Baked Edition)” Upcycled Flannel

One of a Kind • Extra Pie • Extra Sass

She’s back—and this time, she’s dressed for the county fair and the confrontation.

This smoky red-and-gray plaid flannel features our favorite 1950s pie-slinger giving the finger (again) and asking life’s most rhetorical question:
“CAN YOU NOT?”
Surrounded by black and red bandana trim, this is Aunt Jane’s official uniform for boundary enforcement via baked goods.

✨ Made from thrifted flannel and Midwestern audacity
✨ Bandana-trimmed sass with vintage country flair
✨ Size: [insert size here]
✨ Limited edition, infinite side-eye

Wear it to potlucks, ex reunions, or any place where someone needs to be told—without being told.
Care instructions: Spot clean the spite. Avoid direct contact with idiots.

A one-of-a-kind, repurposed, thrifted, perfectly imperfect, upcycled, reworked, glitter grunge, art clothing piece created on vintage flannel.  This plaid shirt current measurements are as follows:

Chest - 25"
Length -32"
Sleeve - 26"

*ORIGINALLY tagged as a SIZE: MEN XXL 

Our designs begin at the thrift store as upcycled t-shirts, vintage flannels, retro party dresses, bits of ribbon, fabric remnants, antique buttons, and a bit of glitter. 

*PLEASE NOTE:  we work with thrifted vintage flannel/hoodies that are predominantly 100% cotton.  That means we're guessing at the current sizing of the garment after multiple washings and why we MEASURE the garment and give those to you as a means of purchasing the correct size to fit you.   

We hope you love the finished product as much as we love creating them.